You Are An Object:
A place to treat bros like girls.
The Greeks used to do the same thing, only in caves and with sculptures and stuff--there's books about it. It's like a whole thing or whatever. I Googled it.
There are stories. Click here. Read them.
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See also: Fraternity House Massacre
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Feel like the chick recognizes that her role in this dude’s life is both 1) limited, and 2) to be an admirer who seems ‘down for a good time’. Sorta like the Ke$ha of her local bar scene. Gotta assume she gets ‘dicked on the reg’ because she is basically attractive, likes to party, and is drama free unless you actually go out with her.
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