You Are An Object:
A place to treat bros like girls.
The Greeks used to do the same thing, only in caves and with sculptures and stuff--there's books about it. It's like a whole thing or whatever. I Googled it.
There are stories. Click here. Read them.
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See also: Fraternity House Massacre
Sometimes I see a guy like Hugh Dancy and I think “wow, I’m probably gonna die alone.” Sorry, just being honest with you guys.